Summer is here again at CPTC Folks!!

It’s summer of 2017 at last here at CPTC and once again the community pool is open and ready to welcome all HOA members. As usual, it’s customary for all pool users to avoid any and all rules and regulations…remember this is YOUR pool and you can do as you want with total disregard to your neighbors. Also, in the HOA bylaws, you are encouraged to offend, argue, insult, harass, threaten, shame anyone that gets in your way of your HOA rights. So, get your kids out today, and let them commence in shitting in the pool!!

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CPTC BOD declare martial law over trash can violator!

Martial law has been invoked within the parameter of CPTC HOA because of a documented trash can violator. The CPTC BOD has been conducting and undercover surveillance  program against a suspected unnamed trash can extremest.  Leaked photo’s have emerged revealing this atrocity.  Citizens are instructed to stay in their homes and not to make contact with anyone outside of the community. Phone taps and communication monitoring is in place stated sources from the BOD. “We don’t know how many other trash can extremest cells exist, and we will stop at nothing to weed them out”.


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Spring Time in CPTC

Yes folks, it’s spring time in CPTC once again. This means blooming flowers, rapidly growing lawns, violation letters about growing lawns from the HOA, and yes of course, the unmonitored HOA pool is Open!!!!

Oops sorry, folks, some asshole parent let their baby shit in the pool already.  The pool is closed. The Moose out front should have told you.


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The unraveling of society

Emerging rumors of revolt are beginning to leak from the CPTC HOA community that is governed by the heavy handed reclusive BOD. Anonymous sources are revealing that a silent but organized civil unrest within certain circles of the community. Individuals involved with this rising, risk significant retaliation that could include public execution or endure life imprisoned in CPTC’s most notorious prison camps. The highly secretive and extremely insulated BOD have been known to overthrow past rebellions, so it is difficult to determine the level of success that leaders of this resistance my gain.

Behind closed doors BOD in session


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BOD call emergency meeting to thwart efforts of citizens doing good for the community

Anonymous report ‘s of a late night emergency meeting of the CPTC BOD that erupted into a physical confrontation among the board members. The report stated that the BOD members became furious upon hearing that members of the community actually did something good for one of the neighborhood teenagers.  Apparently the Teenager had a skateboard stolen from the CPTC HOA owned pool. Since there is no functioning security cameras for the area, some of the community members felt responsible for helping replace the stolen skateboard.  The call to meeting of the CPTC BOD was scheduled to see if there would be any possible way the HOA members could hold the BOD responsible for not providing a functioning security system for the HOA owned pool.  The reason for the physical fight wasn’t clear, but it is believed that none of the members actually gave a shit, and were outraged that they had to hold a meeting, that didn’t benefit them personally.


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CPTC BOD Meeting

Thank you for your email. The members of the CPTC HOA board will be reading your email and addressing your concerns. We have regular meetings of the board and will be posting a schedule of those meetings in the near future so you can attend.

Thank you


trailer park life

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